graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

lintott:

i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle of silence that never gets broken because i’m too stubborn to just put myself out there 

because-seven-speight-nine:

WE ARRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE WILD

WE ARE LIKE 

hotstraightboy:

banana bread deserves more attention

3ridan:

do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to

staygolddylan:

comixed-reactions:

THE 50TH TRAILER IS HERE.

peixesass:

pikanoob:

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you

when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves

when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective

nevvzealand:

i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

messrjamesprongspotter:

don’t trust people who don’t get harry potter references